Happy Tailiversary
The Book of Pooh
“Eeyore’s Tailiversary”
Piglet:
It isn’t pink and curly,
Rabbit:
Or sensible and white,
Tigger:
It isn’t big and bouncy,
Pooh:
But it’s just exactly right!
All:
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversery!
Happy tail, forever may it wag!
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversery!
Keep it swinging, never let it sag!
Rabbit:
Hail! Oh Hail! Onto your splendid tail!
Kessie:
Decorated with a bow!
Tigger:
And fastened with a nail!
Owl:
It has a certain elegance no other tail can match!
Pooh:
And when it does fall off it’s not that hard to reattach!
All:
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
And we wish you many, many more!
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
Pooh:
Even if you don’t exactly know what it is for!
All:
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
Happy, happy,
Keep it shiny and on your hiney and now it’s finally the end of our song!
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
Happy tail! Forever may it wag!
Have a happy, happy, happy tailiverasry!
Keep it swinging! Never let it sag!
With a happy, happy, happy tailiversary!
And we wish you many, many more!
