Mortimer Mouse

The House of Mouse

“Ladies Night”


Minnie:
Who’s the guy that you and I just love to adore?

Daisy:
Who’s got looks and brains and brawn and talent galore?

Clarabelle:
And every time he takes a bow they’re screaming for more!

Group:
Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!

Daisy:
Oh brother! Who wrote these lyrics?

Clarabelle:
I�ll give you three guesses.

Minnie:
Who is smart, successful, brilliant, handsome and tall?

Daisy:
Style, grace, gorgeous face, who has it all?

Clarabelle:
Who’s the blend of John and George, Ringo and Paul?

Group:
Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!

Minnie:
Uh oh! This isn’t working!

Daisy:
We’ll handle this!

Minnie:
He can play Othello, Hamlet, Lear and Macbeth!
His talent knocked the critics dead!

Daisy:
So did his breath!

Clarabelle:

And what a face! Why Frankenstein got scared half to death

Group:
When he saw Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!

Daisy:
It’s working!

Minnie:
Uh huh!
I wanta see him on a stage!

Daisy:
There’s one leaving at noon!

Minnie:
His popularity’s huge!

Clarabelle:
Unlike his I.Q.!

Minnie:

He never lies, cheats or steals

Daisy:
Unless nobody knows!

Minnie:
His talent has no end!

Clarabelle:
Just like his nose!

Minnie:
Oh! Who’s the best, above the rest, a genius and wiz?

Daisy:

Who’s got the clout, without a doubt’s the best in the biz?

Group:
Who’s the guy who’s perfect (cause he says that he is)?
Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Let’s give him a hand! A tip of the hat!
Let’s give him a cheer! A hardy congrat!

Clarabelle:
Is he a mouse, or just a big, giant rat?

Group:
He’s Mortimer Mouse.

Minnie:

He brings down the house!

Clarabelle:
Who cares that he’s obnoxious and a jerk and a louse?

Group:
He’s Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!

Daisy:
We’re speakin’ of the man he loves!