Mortimer Mouse
The House of Mouse
“Ladies Night”
Minnie:
Who’s the guy that you and I just love to adore?
Daisy:
Who’s got looks and brains and brawn and talent galore?
Clarabelle:
And every time he takes a bow they’re screaming for more!
Group:
Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Daisy:
Oh brother! Who wrote these lyrics?
Clarabelle:
I�ll give you three guesses.
Minnie:
Who is smart, successful, brilliant, handsome and tall?
Daisy:
Style, grace, gorgeous face, who has it all?
Clarabelle:
Who’s the blend of John and George, Ringo and Paul?
Group:
Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Minnie:
Uh oh! This isn’t working!
Daisy:
We’ll handle this!
Minnie:
He can play Othello, Hamlet, Lear and Macbeth!
His talent knocked the critics dead!
Daisy:
So did his breath!
Clarabelle:
And what a face! Why Frankenstein got scared half to death
Group:
When he saw Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Daisy:
It’s working!
Minnie:
Uh huh!
I wanta see him on a stage!
Daisy:
There’s one leaving at noon!
Minnie:
His popularity’s huge!
Clarabelle:
Unlike his I.Q.!
Minnie:
He never lies, cheats or steals
Daisy:
Unless nobody knows!
Minnie:
His talent has no end!
Clarabelle:
Just like his nose!
Minnie:
Oh! Who’s the best, above the rest, a genius and wiz?
Daisy:
Who’s got the clout, without a doubt’s the best in the biz?
Group:
Who’s the guy who’s perfect (cause he says that he is)?
Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Let’s give him a hand! A tip of the hat!
Let’s give him a cheer! A hardy congrat!
Clarabelle:
Is he a mouse, or just a big, giant rat?
Group:
He’s Mortimer Mouse.
Minnie:
He brings down the house!
Clarabelle:
Who cares that he’s obnoxious and a jerk and a louse?
Group:
He’s Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Daisy:
We’re speakin’ of the man he loves!
