The Anti-Hero
Hercules
“Hercules and the Complex Electra”
There’s precious little in this miserable world
That doesn’t make me sick.
Hercules is one of these things.
This poem is for him.
I am the anti-hero,
I ask who wouldn’t be?
Their triumphs equal zero,
Their ships get lost at sea.
Jason chased a hopeless quest,
Achillies was a heel,
If Perseus was the best,
Than my friend, we need a whole new deal.
The clashing, the bashing, the thrashing,
And when it’s all done,
Tell me who has lost
And who has really won.