Vote For Me

The Book of Pooh

“A Smakeral in Every Honey Pot”


Tigger:
Have you noticed that the Hundred Acre Woods’
No longer all it’s cracked up to be?

Everyone:
How true!

Tigger
So unless you want the place to fall apart,
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me!
Thank you!

Pooh:
He’s got a point!

Piglet:
Do you want to cast your vote for doom and gloom?

Eeyore:
Makes sense as far as I can see!

Tigger:
Thank you Eeyore!

Piglet:
But if you want to make to make a choice for courtesy
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me!

Tigger:

I promise you honey!
I promise you thistles!
A delight for every tongue!

Everyone:
For every tongue!

Piglet:

I give attention to the needs
Of the smaller creatures
And send toys to the very young!

Everyone:
The very young!

Tigger:

Psst! I’m making you an offer you can’t refuse!
Babysitting vouchers for all kangaroos!

Kanga:
Wow!

Piglet:
Owl, would you have any strong objection

To adding this encyclopedia to your collection?

Owl:
Why Piglet!

Everyone:
The future of the Hundred Acre Woods’
At stake, I think we all agree!

Tigger:
So if you want to meet a leader
Who’s earned his stripes,
Vote for me!

Piglet:
Vote for me!

Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!

Piglet:
Here’s some confetti!

Tigger:
Have some spaghetti!
I brought tennis rackets for one and all!

Everyone:
Tennis rackets!

Piglet:

I’ll handle all your gripes!

Tigger:
I’ll paint your house with stripes!

Tigger and Piglet:
Whatever you need, fell free to call!

Tigger:
Call me!

Piglet:
No, me!

Tigger and Piglet:

No, me!

Everyone:
This election’s heating up!
It’s hard to say who the final winner’s gonna be!

Tigger:
It’ll be me!

Piglet:
If you want a meeting a leader who’s really nice,

Tigger:
If you want a guy with bounce here’s my advice,

Everyone:
Gee, it’s really such a shame we can’t vote twice!

Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!

Everyone:
Vote for him!

Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!

Everyone:
Vote for him!

Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!