Vote For Me
The Book of Pooh
“A Smakeral in Every Honey Pot”
Tigger:
Have you noticed that the Hundred Acre Woods’
No longer all it’s cracked up to be?
Everyone:
How true!
Tigger
So unless you want the place to fall apart,
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me!
Thank you!
Pooh:
He’s got a point!
Piglet:
Do you want to cast your vote for doom and gloom?
Eeyore:
Makes sense as far as I can see!
Tigger:
Thank you Eeyore!
Piglet:
But if you want to make to make a choice for courtesy
Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me!
Tigger:
I promise you honey!
I promise you thistles!
A delight for every tongue!
Everyone:
For every tongue!
Piglet:
I give attention to the needs
Of the smaller creatures
And send toys to the very young!
Everyone:
The very young!
Tigger:
Psst! I’m making you an offer you can’t refuse!
Babysitting vouchers for all kangaroos!
Kanga:
Wow!
Piglet:
Owl, would you have any strong objection
To adding this encyclopedia to your collection?
Owl:
Why Piglet!
Everyone:
The future of the Hundred Acre Woods’
At stake, I think we all agree!
Tigger:
So if you want to meet a leader
Who’s earned his stripes,
Vote for me!
Piglet:
Vote for me!
Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!
Piglet:
Here’s some confetti!
Tigger:
Have some spaghetti!
I brought tennis rackets for one and all!
Everyone:
Tennis rackets!
Piglet:
I’ll handle all your gripes!
Tigger:
I’ll paint your house with stripes!
Tigger and Piglet:
Whatever you need, fell free to call!
Tigger:
Call me!
Piglet:
No, me!
Tigger and Piglet:
No, me!
Everyone:
This election’s heating up!
It’s hard to say who the final winner’s gonna be!
Tigger:
It’ll be me!
Piglet:
If you want a meeting a leader who’s really nice,
Tigger:
If you want a guy with bounce here’s my advice,
Everyone:
Gee, it’s really such a shame we can’t vote twice!
Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!
Everyone:
Vote for him!
Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!
Everyone:
Vote for him!
Tigger and Piglet:
Vote for me!
