Where Does Everyone Sit?

House of Mouse

“Ask Von Drake”


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Where does everyone sit? Let me see… hm…

We got Dumbo to the left,
Then we got Bambi to the right,
Cinderella
And Cruella
And Prince Charming
And Snow White.
Genie’s next to
Jasmine
And Aladdin
And his lamp,
Along with Peter Pan
And Tinkerbelle
And Lady
And the Tramp.
Here’s Lumiere the candlestick,
And Cogsworth (he’s the clock),
Then Bashful,
Grumpy,
Sleepy,
Happy,
Sneezy,
Dopey,
Doc.
Table nine has Icabod,
By Mowgli
And Baloo,
The Headless Horseman’s table seven,
And his head’s at table two.
Over here is Sleeping Beauty (Oooh, someone wake her up!),
From “Beauty and the Beast” we got the teapot
And the cup,
Timon and
Pumba,
Little Mermaid,
There’s a sea witch in her shell,
Quasimodo’s next to
Esmeralda,
Beast is next to
Belle.
Captain Hook, now here’s where he goes,
And here’s where Mr. Smee goes!
TweedleDum and
TweedleDee goes
Right behind the Three Amigos!
Pocahontas, here’s where she goes,
By Walt Disney, and where he goes.
(These movie stars have egos and you gotta treat ‘em right!)
Mad Hatter’s next to
Alice,
Queen of Hearts,
And Cheshire Cat,
Johnny Appleseed,
And Mr. Toad
And Casey and his bat.
Jimminy Cricket
And Gepetto
And Pinocchio (little ‘ead!)
And Monstro in the corner gets a table to himself!
We got Hercules,
Philoctetes,
And Hades next to him,
King Arthur’s next to
Merlin,
And Sir Kay’s by
Madam Mim.
Then Simba by
Mufasa,
And Rafiki
Next to Scar,
The little pigs,
The big bad wolf,
Iago,
And Jafar!
Robin Hood,
Prince John,
Cricky,
Mushu
and Mulan.
Here’s Lafou
And there’s Gaston,
Then there’s Kaa
And here’s Shere Khan.
And that crazy Arucan,
And here’s Ranger Audoban
We got Wendy,
Michael,
John,
I could just go on and on!
Pink elephants,
Brer Rabbit,
And Brer Fox and
Brother Bear.
Here’s a hundred cute dalmations (op, they need another chair)!
Paul Bunyan,
Chip
And Dale,
And then there’s Kanga
And there’s Roo,
Right next to Tigger,
And to Piglet,
And to Winnie (he’s the Pooh).

That’s everyone!